Trade Deadline Targets

[richardhodges]

Who
What
Where
When
Why

Travis Moen (MTL) - Grit upgrade, cup winner in Anaheim on a deadly checking line, can be had for a pick?
Adrian Aucoin (PHX) - ex-Canuck, OLD,
Bryan Allen (CAR) - ex-Canuck, high-priced
Tuomo Ruutu (CAR) - bro of ex-Canuck, streaky, upgrade on anyone in the top nine?

uh

Cody Franson (TOR) - let's deal with Burkie!
Shane Doan (PHX) - see dictionary under pipe dream
Shea Weber (NAS) - see Doan
Corey Perry (ANA) - talented wiener, where there's smoke there's the embers of failed negotiations
Derek Morris (some team) - noooooo
Pavel Kubina (TB) - see Morris

of course this is all pointless because Gillis will go after guys we don't even know exist, just like every other year.