Dale Weise Tells Bloggers To Get A Real Job

[vancan19]

LOOK WHO'S TALKING

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I guess you never had to work that hard for anything in your life did you Dale? Don’t get me wrong, I know you must have spent countless hours out on the rink practicing your “skills” that you now employ as a Vancouver Canuck.

At around 12:30 Friday afternoon, everyone’s “Favourite” 4th liner tweeted out this gem:

“Love hearing about the struggle Canucks…….4 pts off tops spot in the league? #uselessbloggers #getarealjob”

Here's the tweet.

Re-he-he-heeeeally Dale? It’s sure easy to say that when you’re makin' a cool 605 G’s.

Dude, I really don’t know what blogs you’re reading right now. Did you check the time stamp on them? Are you sure they aren’t dated November 1, 2011?

If any Canuck is struggling right now, it’s probably you. I mean one beauty goal in the nation’s capital does not make you Alex Ovechkin. It doesn’t even make you Jannik Hansen. Really, one goal and you’re the next Pavel Bure? You’re the next Twitter star? No and no.

I get it; your real job isn’t getting points. It’s skating around in circles trying to look like a real hockey player on a team that you are soooo lucky to even be playing for at all right now. But come on, 4 points in 34 games? Aaron Rome has more points and goals in half the games played. Seriously, that’s not a good thing bro.

Allow me to defend bloggers everywhere though. We don’t care if you were joking or not. It was a d-bag thing to say and proves you’re kind of a knob. The most hard core and passionate of bloggers in this town are also the most hard core and passionate of Canucks fans anywhere. We are the ones who buy your freakin’ merchandise and plug the bloody team to all of our readers, who then go out and buy more Canucks schwag, hence paying your salary. We have real jobs and choose to blog about YOUR awesome team because we are as mentioned, so damn passionate. So shut your yap and keep your stick on the ice.

Seriously, I don't know where you think you get off talking to and about fans that way. Can't handle the pressure cooker that is Vancouver? Get out then. We don't need prudes such as yourself.

Oh and I’ll just be an English Nazi and say English-wise, your tweet makes no sense. No, it doesn’t take a monkey to understand it, but then again, maybe that’s why it ended up the way it did.

TIP: You get so much hate on twitter and pout and cry about it. You threaten to close your twitter. Go ahead and do it. Baby Jesus this Christmas knows that YOU shouldn’t quit your day job…being a plug.

Oh and thanks for blocking me on twitter. It was quite the nice early Christmas present.

Maybe we can meet for coffee sometime and make up over some biscotti. Then if I think you're really genuine, we can go to the Roxy and I will introduce you to some puckbunnies.

Merry Christmas.

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[richardhodges]

I'm more curious what blog he's reading. Is anyone writing about the canucks "struggles" right now?

Where did he get this idea from?

[richardhodges]

Is Dale Weise's PR consultant a real job? It should be.

[vancan19]

The guy thinks he such the man since he got on twitter. It's ridiculous. Just shutup and play hockey.

[richardhodges]

aren't like 75% of the accounts he follows puck bunnies?

[vancan19]

aren't like 75% of the accounts he follows puck bunnies?

ya basically. he blocked me today before i posted this...after i tweeted a couple mean things ahahaha. hey at least he noticed me. what a knob eh.