Is anything in the world drier than the Canucks sticks?

There are ten other things in this wonderful world drier than the Canucks offense.

C-Mac’s Top 10

The Atacama Desert of northern Chile (most frequently cited as the driest place on Earth, but is actually only the driest desert – check number 10 for the true driest location)
The wit of comic Stephen Wright
The Thanksgiving turkey dinner cooked up by your ex
The withered combover hairs on sad middle-aged men in serious denial
The dry heaves of Ryan Kesler‘s teammates after seeing his ESPN photo poses

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