Brad Marchand

There was an ESPN story recently talking about how Marchand was the only Bruin who couldn't do his post Stanley Cup interview three days after they burned down the city of Vancouver (just kidding, but not really)

The reason why Marchand couldn't complete his mandatory interview with the NHL? He was, at 5PM, too intoxicated. He'd been partying for 72 hours and hadn't managed to sober up for one of his few offseason obligations.

What a @#$% head.

I hate Brad Marchand, and I hate the mother#@$%ing Boston Bruins.

If you think that I'm bitter, ^#$ YOU!

you're weird dude.