5 Promises made by Pete Carroll / John Schneider to Matt Flynn for signing

We've got 5 things Pete Carroll and John Scheider promised Matt Flynn so he signs with the Seattle Seahawks.

The Promises/Guarantees are as follows.

#5 Guarantee July Sun so he + lovely bride @lminchew can wed atop the Space Needle.

#4 Trade for/sign Jacob Hester, Early Doucet, and Brandon LaFell so the VMAC looks familiar

#3 Throw out first pitch at the Mariners 1st game of 2012. Apologies Mike Cameron.

#2 A contract offer! 3YRS $18M PLUS 8M Sign-Bonus, PLUS keys to the Paul Allen jet 4 future offseason vacations.

#1 Hired for a day at Pike Place Market to toss the fish around plus free fish 4 life!

MAKE IT HAPPEN John and Pete. Make it happen!

I hope practicing for the first pitch of the Mariner's season doesn't mess up his football mechanics, Flynn's coming to Seattle!

Look who nailed the AMOUNT/+YEARS of contract. Yup. ME on Friday. Tootin my own horn! :)