Phone Transcript Details - Schneider & Flynn

I just intercepted the phone call between John Schneider and Matt Flynn using some hacking/piracy software that I have.

The following is the transcript of the telephone convo.

JS: Matt? Hey this is Schneids.

MF: Hey Schneids.

JS: Listen. I don't know what you've got going on with the Browns and Fins, but listen. We've got Tarvaris Jackson and some kid who says he's the cousin of Clinton Portis on the roster up here.

MF: That's it?

JS: Ya, and we've got this guy named Paul Allen. Maybe you've heard of Microsoft. If you want a HUGE ASS signing bonus then why don't you come up here, we'll pick you up in a float plane fly you over Lake Washington and come check out our FREE AGENCY wingman - The building we like to call the VMAC

MF: That's sounds pretty sweet Schneids. I'm just making Mike Holmgren feel good by entertaining his offer, I DO NOT want to live in Cleveland. SO don't worry about them ok?

JS: What about Miami?

MF: Well their D is decent with Wake, and I do like to live in Florida in the off-season so that is a pull, but honestly who would I throw to there? Hartline and Bess? NAH. Let's make this happen ok?

JS: I'll make sure Mr. Allen picks you up with his briefcase full of $100's...Cool?

MF: Done deal

JS: Cya Matt

MF: Bye Schneids

This is just hilarious. I wish they talked like this AND recorded it hahahahaha.

If they can get Flynn for a bargain, do it. If not, stay the course and go all in next season. They're going to have to at some point