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Christmas Time In Van City: Five Gifts For The Canucks

“V”ital Holiday Gift Ideas

There are just two days left until the biggest day of the year and the malls are saturated with those last minute gift shoppers.

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The Canucks themselves have one game left against Calgary today before the grand holiday, and on current form seem to want for little.

Unfortunately (as in real life) it is just too unrealistic to expect anyone to pop the biggest prize of all into those Vancouver stockings, but perhaps it is not too far out of the realm of possibility to slip in a few other necessary items to aid en route to the finals.

Here is the official 2011 Canucks Christmas Gift List

1. Bubble Wrap

Half the fun of Christmas is tearing through the wrapping to get at what’s underneath, so why not meld that idea with an actual giant ball of bubble wrap to surround and protect all those players who seem to be getting injured just a bit too often lately. Popping a few bubbles can also keep them occupied on the bench while keeping them safe.

2. Jet Pack

A jet pack or oversized novelty rocket to strap onto the back Of Andrew Alberts to help him pick up his skating stride.

Andrew Alberts

Andrew Alberts skates like a poor man's Dana Murzyn. Perhaps a JET PACK will help?

3. IOU

An IOU ice time coupon from Alain Vigneault for Keith Ballard, which he can use to recoup some redemptive playing time on the next occasion that he enters the Canucks doghouse.

4. Dictionary

A proper French/English dictionary for Lappy & Burrows so that they can better explain themselves to referees and talk their way out of their numerous unfair penalties.

5. Marchand

A Brad Marchand inflatable punching doll (Weeble Wobble Style) for Daniel to pound on in the dressing room out of sight of the press and public. 

This way he can maintain his cool public demeanour while also taking out some leftover pent up frustration.

Have we missed anything on this list?

What do you wish for the Canucks for Christmas?

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Canucks Christmas Gifts

MY top 5 Gifts include.

  1. Canucks Hoodie – Majestic Vancouver Canucks Royal Blue Felt Tek Patch Pullover Hoody Sweatshirt
  2. Canucks Tickets – Vancouver Canucks 2011 NHL Stanley Cup Mega Ticket
  3. Canucks Mask – Franklin Vancouver Canucks Mini Goalie Mask
  4. Canucks Jersey – Reebok Vancouver Canucks Navy Blue Premier Hockey Jersey
  5. Canucks Ballcap – *VINTAGE COLLECTION* New Era Vancouver Canucks White-Black-Gold 9FIFTY Script Wheel Snapback Adjustable Hat

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  • http://twitter.com/prfctsoundforvr Richard Hodges

    “skates like a poor man’s dana muryzn” made me laugh too hard.

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